You are the boss. The job is to walk from a rock to another rock, forever. Adventurers keep interrupting.
- Walk the path between the rocks for points. Touch each rock in turn to build Aimlessness, which multiplies everything.
- Step off the path and Aimlessness fades. Go past your leash and you evade: you heal, but the multiplier resets.
- 5-mans wander in (one is always AFK). After 10 laps a 25-man raid shows up; they count down, then dodge your telegraphs because they read the guide. At 20 laps comes the 40-man, and nothing else.
- A quiet man on a horse will try to climb your fur and stab the glowing spot on your back. Shake him off, then step on him.
- Beat the 40-man and the Hoard opens: spend your points on new abilities (adds, a lightning beam, ice, a stun charge, zoomies) and upgrades. Then the next level. Horns, tails, wings and fur colour are free in Settings.
- After the Clearing the job changes: woods, farms, villages, a city wall and a castle, all there to be flattened. Wrecking things builds Vengeance. Flatten the castle and you can go home.
WASDlumber about
mouseface somewhere
LMBswipe (hold it)
RMBstomp
Qfire breath (leaves fire)
Eroar (everyone runs)
Spaceshake your fur
R5th slot (buy something)
P Mpause, mute
- The Boss
- You
- Rock
- Itself
- Other Rock
- Itself
- The Quiet Man
- Declined to comment
- The Horse
- Did not help
- Healer
- AFK
- The 5-Man
- Met an hour ago
- The 40-Man
- Read the guide
- The King
- Said something
- Moat Fill
- Various rubble
No rocks were harmed. They were visited repeatedly.
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