Boss Hours2The Sequel

The first sequel ever released before its predecessor was finished.

★★★★☆ “It is, technically, a sequel.”

Sequel Quarterly

★★★★★ “Sequelier!”

Rock & Other Rock Weekly

★★☆☆☆ “I played it before the first one came out. That should not be possible.”

A Guy On A Forum

You are the boss. Again. On map 1, walk the path between the rocks and stay inside the henge; touching each rock in turn builds Aimlessness, which multiplies everything.
Then the sequel goes open world: six more maps, from the Low Wood to the Castle. Wreck everything. Smashing and burning builds Vengeance (it fades if you dawdle) and fills Chaos; raids come at 50% and 100%. Bring down the castle to win. Allegedly.
Points are XP now, and so is arson. Level up and pick one of three cards: new abilities, upgrades, health, faster legs. Common, Good, Great, Legendary. Every pick shows up on the boss.
5-mans wander in; 10 laps (or Chaos 50%) brings a 25-man raid, 20 (or 100%) the 40-man, which ends the map. Raid wipes and cleared maps pay a bonus card. The quiet man on a horse is back: shake him off.

Day One Patch notes (v2.0.1)

Added a campaign. Seven maps. Six of them are on fire by the end.
Destructible environments: trees, crops, barns, cottages, inns, a city wall and one (1) castle. Burning them is XP.
Removed the store. Cards are free. Everything in this game is free, forever, which is the joke.
Added cards. Some of them are Legendary, statistically.
The boss now changes shape as it levels up. This is called "content".
Rocks are 40% rockier. The other rock is unchanged.
Fixed 5-man tanks falling out of the world. They did that in the first game too.
Fear and stuns have diminishing returns now. The raid asked nicely.
Heroes have learned new words, mostly about the sequel.
Known issue: the cows come back as skeletons if a necromancer is about. Working as intended.
Known issue: the quiet man on the horse.

WASDlumber about mouseface somewhere LMBswipe (hold it) RMBstomp Qfire breath Eroar R5th slot Spaceshake your fur 123pick a card P Mpause, mute

Needs a keyboard and mouse.

The kingdom is rubble (early access)

The castle is down and every hero left is running. Somewhere, two rocks wait for Boss Hours 3.

*Completion not final. A roadmap is coming. The roadmap is also early access.

On break

The adventurers are also on break. They are reading the patch notes.

You have been defeated (again)

Season 2 has been cancelled. Press R to uncancel it.