QUARTERLY ROLLOUT An office-chair action game from Ambivalent Software (a made-up publisher; probably fun, we are not entirely sure). Made for vibecodedslopware.com by TimIam with an AI pair programmer, 2026. Everything in this folder was written new for this game: the code, the six floor layouts, the story and dialogue, the characters (Bea Swivelton, Old Squeaky, Velma Bottomline, Dale from Facilities, Calendar Carl, BUFF-E), the canvas-drawn art, the synthesised sound effects and the music ("Rollout Shuffle" and "Lobby Hold Music"). There are no image, font or audio files: art is drawn with canvas paths, text uses the fonts already on your device, and sound is generated live with the Web Audio API. Paperweight & Partners, its staff and its printers are fictional. The game's code is released under the MIT License (see LICENSE.txt).